More Fries, Please

Me and Preacher sitting on a bench

Eating M-C Donalds meal,

I like burger

Preach likes fries

We love burgers Mickie style!

Mama, I like fries. Can I have some?

You mean these fries? They're delish!

Yes, please. CHOMP!

More, please...

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum...

Preacher, I need my fingers back please.

Would you like more, Preachie?

Oh Mama, you do love me, don't you.

SCRRRRRUMP!

For me? Oh Mama, I love you so!

Fingers, Preachie, watch the fingers.

Aw, just one? But don't you love me?

Fine, you can have the rest of it.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh fries!

Mama, can we have lunch dates everyday?

No Preachie. My love handles can only handle so much.

But Mama, love me?

Stop looking at me like that, and go lie down.

But M-

I said go!

Fine.

But after one last bite.

SCARRRRRF!