It's degrading, humiliating, and downright rude!
I mean, what am I a car, that you just spray my belly on full blast like it's the undercarriage?
And then scrub me with all disregard and impropriety to my ladyhood...
To top it all off, you so rudely spray me in the face with complete abandon! Even labs don't like water in their faces like that!
The least you can do is wash my bum so I don't have to.
According to Preacher
Yeah, yeah, right there, scrub my ear...
Oooooh, get my belly, scrub harder!
Aaaaaah, that's the spot!
Watch the toes, I'm ticklish!
In the End
They're so happy to get last week's grime off their coats, if they could do a back-flip to show their elation they would.
